Five star hotel

why never vist a five star hotel :P

Waiter : “What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?”
Customer : “tea please”
Waiter : ” Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?”
Customer : “Ceylon tea”
Waiter : “How would you like it ? black or white ?”
Customer : “white”
Waiter : “Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?”
Customer : “With milk “
Waiter : “Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk”
Customer : “With cow milk please.
Waiter : ” Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?”
Customer : ” Um, I’ll take it black. “
Waiter : ” Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?”
Customer : “With sugar”
Waiter : ” Beet sugar or cane sugar ?”
Customer : “Cane sugar “
Waiter : “White , brown or yellow sugar ?”
Customer : “Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead.”
Waiter : “Mineral water or still water ? “
Customer : “Mineral water”
Waiter : “Flavored or non-flavored ?”
Customer : “I’ll rather die of thirst”

haha :D